14,100 claps, 429 comments with mine. You hit a nerve. Love your irreverent tone and clever thinking. You jumped in and got real, and your brain came up with some authentic scenarios. You're the kind of person with whom I'd want to have a drink, and sparkling water is fine for you. I like margaritas, usually stop at one. Neither presents a problem. Judgmentalism is the common denominator here, a culture of cruel and righteous certainty. Be who you are, drink, don't, whatever ...... your life should proceed by its own design.